(Parody of this clip from the Emperor's New Groove)

I know, I'll turn him into a packet
a harmless little packet.
and then I'll send that packet to a POP
and I'll send that packet to another POP
and then they'll queue that packet on their edge
and when it arrives... hahahahah
I'LL SMASH THEM WITH A HAMMER!
It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!
... or to save on bandwidth, i'll just arp-poison them, with THIS!